Murder on Food Lady’s Farm
No, it wasn’t Wootie. He’s bleeding from the head because he was crashing through the pokies again. Some dogs never learn. And it wasn’t TWooie either, even though it looks like it probably was. And I *am* thinking of using him as an agent of destruction. In fact, there has been no murder on Food [...]
Woo / Anti-Woo
We’re boarding Max over the holidays. He is the Anti-Woo; where Woo is small, Max is large. Where Woo is orange, Max is white. Where Woo is curled up on a dog bed in the living room (with his other self:) Max is laying on a dog bed in my bedroom wishing he, too, could [...]
I apologize
in advance for this. I couldn’t help myself. ********************************************* Twas the week before Christmas and all across the farm the WooTWoo were bringing the little critters harm The moles, they were snuggled safe in earth beds. But no mole is safe from the TWoo’s hungry head! With his scary blue orb like a marquee in [...]
You’re bad. It will come back to bite you in the ass
Or in this case, the face. I realize it’s difficult to understand what’s going on in that crappy photo, so let me narrate. The players: Me. Wootie. One extremely large dead fish. The scenario: Wootie gleefully rolling in the dead fish. Me screaming “Stop that right now! I SAID STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT! [...]
Total Assimilation
nearing completion: There’s no question that the longer the WooTWoo hang around with one another, the more alike they become. For example; Wootie has definitely become more ill behaved with each passing week. Neither of them have any use for me or the other dogs. When I’m pulling on boots and a winter jacket to [...]
More Holiday Greetings
What can I say? The dogs are very excited about the season ;-) Disco Christmas Dogs (BTW, you should turn on your sound for this. And you should also keep in mind that my Mom created it! This is what happens to women who don’t get grandkids!)
Happy Holidays!
Sorry to be MIA, but it’s the holiday season and I’ve been a very busy little bee. There’s gifts to buy and – most importantly – Santa photos to take! Thanks to all your generosity, we raised a very generous amount for rescue today, so thank you to all of you who came out for [...]
Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly Poly Fish Heads
There were so many good potential titles for today’s post. The “fish heads” song was one of a handful available to me! But because the fish head caused the most strife, it won. Something clearly plucked this REALLY UGLY fish out of my river and ate everything but the head. So Dexter, being the honorable [...]
All Your Goats Are Belong To Me
My neighbours got a baby goat, and his name is Jack. Jill arrives tomorrow apparently. Right now the goats are living in their backyard, but they’re going to fence in the pasture directly behind my house and then the WooTWoo will have something brand new to obsess over day and night. When they asked the [...]
