The roof, the roof,

the roof is on fire.

Because my neighborhood was not hot enough, a school a few blocks away had to catch on BLAZING fire this morning in the middle of this heatwave and cook us a little bit more. Of course, it was a nice distraction from lying on top of all my bed covers, not sleeping, just sweating, listening to three very hot dogs pant in harmony.

Whew.

Food Lady. Oh Food Lady. It’s really stinkin’ hot in this condo.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?

I suppose … we could go swimming? What do you think?

I think … WAHOO-FREAKIN’-HOO!!

Are we yelling about something? OK THEN! I WANT TO GO SWIMMING ALSO!

Oh wait … swimming means going IN this river-lake-thing? Hrmm.

(*ponders*)

Less pondering, more swimming. Kthx.


Ah, Eff it. He’s right!

WAHOO!!!!

Ohhhhh, yeahhhh
(cue porn themed music and slo-mo sexy hair shake)

One would think that by virtue of its sheer mass and velocity, The Flamboyance ™ would be sufficient to keep entire nations cool while in motion. I mean, look at the thing!!


But even The Flamboyance ™ is no match for this heat wave. It needs to periodically recharge, in a bed of flowers and on a diet of small logs.

Sing with me folks (to the tune of Little Rabbit Fru Fru):

Little collie Piper Bounding through the water,

Resting on a fallen log,

And repeating the process again!

I’M STILL YELLING! GIVE ME MY BALL!!!

I SAID I WANT MY DAMN BA- oh, oops. Thanks!

Ain’t life grand?

It’s a scorcher out there kids! Remember to keep your pets cool. And if you figure out how to do that, could you let us know? We’re all roasting in here!

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