Did anyone lose

their lecherous / pervy uncle facial expression?
No worries – Tweed’s taking care of it for you.

It was such a nice day today, I was thinking about taking the dogs to the beach. The dogs were way ahead of me on this one.

Think faster, stupid human.

It’s just that I don’t know if it’s safe, what with all the porn.

Wootie is highly suggestable

Bow-chika-wow-wow
The Flamboyance ™ is extra secksy.

But, you know, when you get involved with porn, there is a good chance you will be violated.

I am about to give some of you the most annoying earworm EVAH.

*ahem*

MAYBE TOMORROW, I’LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN
UNTIL TOMORROW, I’LL JUST KEEP MOVIN’ ON.
UNTIL TOMORROW, THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY HOOOOOME

Except I don’t recall The Littlest Hobo being completely cross eyed, do you?

He is a really good looking dog, except for the incredibly weird facial expressions.

I think it kinda pissed off the other dogs.

Wootie! Go get your Wootie Toy!!

Okay!!

(And by “Wootie Toy” I of course meant “Mad Teeth”(tm). And by “go get it” I apparently meant “and bite her really hard in the face.”)

Or, the ear.

Ah yes, the Mad Teeth(tm) of Spring. And the truly strange Tweed shaking shots.

So tell me, smart readers – what kind of dog is this?
And, did they shave his face???
I am usually pretty good at guessing breeds and their derivatives* but this guy has me stumped.

*Except Woo. I have no idea what Woo is.

This breed is easy: Too Damn Fast for my camera!

Maybe he is the mascot for an 80s hair metal band?

Oops! More porn! The French kind.

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