Archive for March, 2009

Holy Cow!

Tah-DAH!Sorry. Today we went to Dog Heaven in Ladner. With 10 border collies. That’s right, you heard me. TEN. And for the first time ever, I didn’t have the majority percentage! Today my foster home Hilary had us all beat with Cracker, Bo, Penny, Chance and Gracie. Bo was adopted from TDBCR. He came with [...]


If Gandalf Humped A Mop*

The result would be Wootie’s new boyfriend. Work your magic on me babyOh you made me levitate! Good work, GandalfMop!Now he has the courage to take on Mad Teeth(tm)!Except … they ARE rather frighteningIt may be time to retreatEven scarier than the Original Mad Teeth(tm) are the miniature version. Mostly because they bite. They especially [...]


Let This Be A Lesson To You

KARMA If you are rude to your mopYou may fall on the floorGRACE Sometimes you haz itSometimes, not so much. FACEPLANT!Beware of imitationsShowing off can be hazardous to, err, gravity?It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, dear readers! The problem is, my neighborhood is dullsville. So we went to Kits Beach to enjoy the [...]


Two things that amused me today

The first one: My friend Fiona sent me this, knowing how much I would appreciate it: Canadian accused at U.S. border of ‘stealing American jobs’ A B.C. sales representative who markets equestrian products in Canada was barred from crossing the U.S. border to attend a trade show last month by a U.S. Customs and Border [...]


ZOMG! Tweed can see

into the future!! It is now obvious that Tweed kicked the crap out of Mr. Woo earlier this week to punish him for something Wootie had not yet done. But let me explain. Yesterday I threw the dogs in the van and took them to beautiful Bowen Island, which is a 20 minute ferry ride [...]


Wanna Know How To Photograph A Hamster?

Me too!It’s frickin’ HARD. LOL! I iz a blurry black bob and I’m eatin’ your baby cornz.Seriously difficult. Now I iz a blurry black blob and I iz eatin‘ your licorice.(I am not above bribing the hamster with candy to stay still. So shoot me.) So how do I photograph the little sucker anyway? I [...]


Flamboyances In Love

I can’t even tell where one stops and the other begins.Meet Mr. Woo’s latest lady friend, Chloe.Chloe comes to TDBCR by way of a shelter in the BC Interior, where she had been adopted and returned 3 times since she was a puppy. Or make that, since she was a wee puppy, as at 15 [...]


What are you, some kind of genius?

Have you ever tried these contraptions for your dogs? The “Leos” by Canine Genius are tricky magical cookie dispensers designed to evilly toy with the K9 mind, or at least that ballcookieeatscritch space between their ears. My dogs come to work with me nearly every day, and they sometimes get a bit bored, since I [...]


I spy, with my little eye

OI!A game of footie! (that’s soccer, to you American readers)*Though the straits be broad and narrow, we’ll follow we will, Follow we will, Follow we will. Though the straits be broad and narrow, we’ll follow we will, We will follow in the footsteps of our team.*(Apologies to Celtic fans) (Actually no. I take that back. [...]