Archive for February, 2009

They Getcha Comin’ and Goin’

Buggers. I think I mentioned a little while ago that whilst at the dog park, Piper got jumped on by a large dog that was wearing, for mystery reasons, a very big and heavy carabiner on its collar. When Piper whirled about to fend off Jumpee McPouncerpants, the carabiner smacked her square in the teeth, [...]


Pssst. There’s a …

… hamster up there. HellOOOOOOOOO! I said there’s a hamster up there!So many dogs, so little hamster.Mr. Woo got a crappy seat for hamster viewing.But you know what they say. doG helps those who help themselves.Mr. Woo is not ashamed of his love for MC Hamster. He just looks that way.hamster:ZOMG!*brain explodes*Hamster TV was the [...]


ROAD TRIP

Today I drove from Vancouver to Princeton BC. And then back again.It was a pretty day for a road trip through the mountains.Hello! Giant Man Hands here!My friend Jackie tagged along to keep me company. This made Tweed so happy, he made faces.He wuvs Auntie Jackie’s special bum scritchins.Piper thought it was great! Mr. Woo [...]


Moons Over My Hammy

I am so proud of you guys! I spoke with Finn this morning and she tells me you all have raised just over half the funds she needs for her airfare. Already! You guys are really the best. For this, I shall reward you with … HAMMY J Pepper Donut calls him “lunch” Feed Me, [...]


The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

How you can do something GOOD. My friend Finn has spent a lot of time in the animal welfare trenches. She has rescued ‘em, transported ‘em, bathed ‘em, groomed ‘em, found ‘em homes and laid ‘em to rest when it was too late. When Katrina hit, Finn went to New Orleans to help clean up. [...]


It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s

LLAMADOG! So I bet you don’t have any of these at your dog park: HORSESOops. That was a Great Dane. Not a horse. *shrug* same thing. HORSES:And do you know what horses are to Mr. Woo? They are GREAT BIG BUNNY RABBITS WITH HARD FEET. Especially when they run. Have you any idea how difficult [...]


Hey, Cool! Check It Out!

It’s snowing. AGAIN.*headdesk, headdesk, headdesk* How is this even possible?! Even worse, I have undeniable proof that Mother Nature hates me, and only me: I drove to the pet supply store 20 blocks North of me – no snow. The grocery store 15 blocks South of me – no snow! Meanwhile, back at the ranch [...]