Confessions of a rotten dog owner
5 Things I should not laugh at, but do anyway: i. Wootie is v. v. jealous of the clothes brush Mr. Woo is A Very Jealous Dog. He cannot abide anyone else to getting attention he believes is rightfully his. Which is all attention. Thus has the jealously of the clothes brush come to pass [...]
Dogs With Jobs
Staff Meeting Corporate Takeover Flirting with someone in another department Sleeping your way to the top Sneaky co-workers Evil supervisors in good with the boss Temp staff Competitive coworkers Staff Christmas Party I like that I can bring my dogs to work. They get to come with me 2 or 3 times a week. Sometimes [...]
Smoking is bad for you
And it’s not just cigarettes. Pipes are bad for you too.Though one may look dashing with a pipe … smoking kills.And at first your friends and family will be sad about your demiseBut eventually they will go on with their livesAnd forget you ever existed. Woo? Woo who?So take up a different hobby. Maybe a [...]
Can I help you with something?
Maybe you want to point that camera at something else. Before I rip your eyebrows off with my teeth.Need help? Here: “Look Mr. Woo, foolish dog, there’s a cookie in the carpet.” What? Where? Really? Where? Umm .. is there really a cookie around here somewhere? And is my head really, really big in this [...]
That Food Lady Just Won’t Shut Up!
Today you can read an interview with me, The Nattering Food Lady, on the Pet Doc website. Thanks Jonathan, for contacting me about the interview! It was fun. In other news, I’ve been invited to enter a few animal photos in a national contest, but holycrow, I cannot for the life of me choose any [...]
I apologize
for screwing up Tweed’s Snooker run today and sending him into a tunnel that was not part of my plan. There. I said it. I messed up. Onward and upward! It can only get better … right? Are you there doG? It’s me, Tweed. Plz give me a decent handler. kthxbai.
Hugs For Food Lady!!
… orrrr, hail the cookie Gods. Take your pick.Tweed picks cookies. You always think the worst of me. Maybe I’ll kill you for that.So, wow … I was really overwhelmed with your response to Red Dog’s Memorial Post. What a great bunch you are! I am sorry I made a bunch of you cry too [...]
Remembering Red Dog
January 29 1997-January 12 2008 A year ago today, I held my big brown border collie in my arms, and watched him die. I told him I loved him and that I was sorry I couldn’t save him, and that one day we’d see one another again. But as his chest stopped rising and falling [...]
A story by Tweed
Hello, my name is Tweed.I’m going to tell you a story about my idiot little brother, Mr. Woo. Because he sucks.The Food Lady got Mr. Woo a new toy. It’s not much of a toy, it’s just a big plastic ring, but Woo is a nerd, and easily amused by stuff. He was really excited [...]
And this is why…
Tweed has a “no humping” command.Poor Orbit. When he invited Tweed to play, he had no idea what he was in for!I’m totally innocent. Hey, is that a hawt young puppy? Today at Bridgeman, my camera died after about 5 shots. I thought I’d brought the wrong / uncharged battery along, but when I got [...]
Macabre Vancouver
Hello, Spring? Are you in there?Just when you thought it was safe to drive … Winter returns with a vengeance! Vancouver is once again blanketed in fresh new snow. WTF? Who ordered this anyway?? We’re all going a little bit stir crazy in here. Fooood Laaaady, I’m boooorrrrred.I’m going to bug the Cat.You best do [...]
