Archive for December, 2008

Ready?

Are you ready Mr. Woo? Ready???Get set ….GO!!!! …. lie down and eat snow.Le sigh. World’s Laziest Dog. We hooked up with The Boy and his dogs today for a snowy walk. Piper was excited.So was Hayden.We all met up because I needed to take photos of his foster puppy, who is MINE ALL MINE [...]


A Hero

This man is my hero. Thank you Jeremy. I wanted to edit this to share with you all a coyote story of my own. Many years ago I when I had just the one dog, Briggs, we used to go to a little used field every day after work to play fetch. Briggs was not [...]


Bienvenido a casa, Food Lady!

Harumph. Some welcome. This is our car, at YVR, covered in 3 feet of snow. Since all the other cars were covered in 3 feet of snow too, it was kind of difficult to locate in the parking lot.The more observant of you may have noticed the tow truck in the background. It was there [...]


If the Mountain won’t come to Mohammad

Then Mohammad is going to load two people and five dogs into a mini van and visit the damn Mountain. Cypress Mountain I mean.Last week’s snowfall was a bait-n-switch. For two hours big happy flakes drifted slowly to earth and blanketed everything in a Christmasy fashion. I got up to use the washroom and when [...]


We Can Haz Winter Now?

I’m ready for wintersnowtimez now. I haz toque and everything.Me too Tweed. But there is no snowtimez yet :( No snowtimez??! Whu?No wintersnowtimez make Wootie sad.Wearing a toque makes Piper ANGRY! Where did you go, snowtimez?Without wintersnowtimez I’ll die!Donut, let me take your photo. No.Stupid cat. Anyone know where there is snow within reasonable driving [...]


Yay! It’s Summer Again!

(I like to mess with my dogs’ heads) Look Tweed, it’s summer time again! “Yay! Summer! I’m goin’ swimmin’!”“Oh you f*ckin’ lying hag. It’s not summer. This shizzat is cold. As soon as my paws thaw, you’re dead meat.”“If the Food Lady says it’s summer, it must be true. BONZAI!”“Holy crap, that’s cold. Take a [...]


The Great Cookie Toss of 08

Cookie Toss causes some consternation. And requires concentration.You can just sit there with your mouth open, and wait for manna from heaven…but that can result in FAIL.See?Best to break out the acrobatics. Piper’ll show you how it’s done.Now you’re getting it Tweed.Sometimes these lessons are hard learned. You snooze, Mr. Woo, you lose.You too Tweed.Okay. [...]