Mmmm. Tastes like chicken
He loves me He loves me not.He loves me.But I love him not.He loves me.And it makes me feel weird!Help! Help! She’s taste testing me!OMG. This is where I die.Tweed tastes funny.I do?I’m gonna eat Piper. Rawr!Nummy.Just kidding. I love her.Veritable love fest.strategically smeared peanut butter may have been used in the making of this [...]
We Are Family
Here’s a photo to warm the cockles of your heart (whatever those might be). A touching snapshot of a boy and his dog.WTF? Hold the phone, sister – that’s not that boy’s dog. That’s MY dog!! And that boy has his own dogs! He has Hayden:And he has Jack!Once upon a time, we were family, [...]
This is Tweed
This is Tweed.This is Tweed now that he’s REALLY MAD!“???” Good question! I’m glad you asked! On Sunday, My Special Little Guy got his third and final Masters Standard Q to successfully complete the requirements for the title of Masters Agility Dog of Canada! This is, dear viewers, nothing short of a miracle. For starters, [...]
WIN!
I feel like I have been waiting my whole life to take this photo, and finally today I did.Bless Mr. Woo for his weird and wonderful ways. I threw no ball. I gave him no instructions. We simply were visiting MacDonald Beach today and Wootie swam out to a little clump of rocks for no [...]
Art That Barks
Looking for something to do tonight? Stop by the Heaventree Gallery at Fraser and 15th forART THAT BARKS. It’s an animal-themed art show. I’ll be stopping in (I’m not in the show). More info? Look here. Also, I’m hunting for a dog sitter over Christmas. My usual sitter is not available. If you’ve got any [...]
Rain, Rain, Go Away
Blech. It’s disgusting out – it has been peeing rain all.day.long. And it’s cold. I know, I know … I live in Vancouver. What did I think it would do mid-November? But it’s a day off for the Food Lady. She wants to flop around the house in her pajamas, not going swimming in her [...]
"Ahm STAHVIN’ Ova Heeya!"
“Ahm dyin’. Swear ta gawd, Ahm dyin’ ah hungah.”“That damn Food Lady. All she gives me ta eat is cahdboard.”“And Piper ovah dere, she’s gotta eat puppies. Puppies! It’s criminal, Ah tell ya. Jest look at ‘er.”“I’m so hungry. I ate Scooby Doo. I had no choice.”“NOOOOO! Don’t take it! It’s mine! I’m eating it!”“It’s [...]
