This one never gets old …

“What?”

“Oh f*ck. Not again.”

IT’S PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!!

(there was no jelly involved in the making of this post. I merely wanted to give you an earworm that just won’t quit . Because I’m generous like that.)


Srsly, this shit is so funny it doesn’t even need captions.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh but wait … there’s more:

omg! omg! lol!

and:

Piper has PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY TIME!) shame. She is totally shy about her peanut butter faces.

But if you keep shooting …


Eventually you snapz the funny:

Woo is even funnier though.

WTF? Peanut Butter Zen Face? Or maybe the speed of his licker is causing turbulence?

hee hee hee hee hee!

Tweed’s a pretty close second! Fat tongue! Fat tongue!

Lest you think I am torturing my dogs for my own (and your) amusement … PROOF! They do this to themselves:

“I can haz PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY TIME!!!)?”

Nom.nom.nom.nom.nom


And just a couple of my favourites from this session:

Mr. T

The Double-You:

Princess of Power!

“Tonight … you die.”

And don’t forget ….

IT’S PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER (JELLY) TIME!!!

Did Someone Call Tweed A Studmuffin?

…?

I’m trying to figure out what’s stud-muffinly about him. Is it the “I-think-I-need-to-sneeze” expression on his face? Perhaps it is the wiener-like proportions of his funny little Aussie body? Or the dreads he’s sporting in his bum feathers (filthy hippy!)?

Could it be that he is too-sexy-for-this-blog, too-sexy-for-this-blog?

I think we need a close-up of this, a la B13:


As Melanie has pointed out, Tweed has creepy human lips. And now I notice he has creepy human teeth too.

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Carol totally wants to kiss Tweed. SMOOCHEROONIE YOO-HOO!!

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Maybe it’s just the poise, grace and charming suaveness he carries with him everywhere?
(you need to click on this and make it LARGE to get the full effect of his tongue. Trust me on this.)

I asked Piper if she thought Tweed was sexy and she said:

“I got chills, they’re multiplyin’ … and I’m losin’ control …. PYSCH! Throw the ball, beeatch, before I Mad Teeth ™ you right in the knee cap.”

Grrr. Mad Teeth ™

Today’s guest photo is of a Springer Spaniel who NEVERSTOPPEDRUNNING from one side of the beach to the other. I don’t get it when people say “Oh border collies have so much energy” and then I see some sort of hunting breed go flying past us about 40 trillion times. Give me a laid back BC any day, thanks!

“I’m goin! I’m goin’! I’m goin’! I’m goin! I’m goin’! I’m goin’!”

“I’m goin! I’m goin’! I’m goin’! Get out of my way, border collie! I’m goin! I’m goin’!”

“Here I go! I’m totally going! OMG, this is so much fun!”

Woo was all “Le sigh. Le insane dog. Meh.”

And what would a beach blog entry be without a Big Air photo of Wootie?

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So it looks like I’ll be heading down to Seattle sometime in the next few weeks to shoot some more dogs. If you are in the Seattle area and are interested in booking a shoot, let me know – I’m only heading down for the day so will have a limited amount of time, but don’t mind squeezing another session or two in. Feel free to send me an email if you’re interested!

Seniors Are Sexy

Today I had a photo shoot scheduled for two of my favourite older dogs; Gus and Charissa. Gus and Charissa were both adopted through TDBCR and I have ‘shot’ Charissa before. Charissa was diagnosed with cancer a year or two ago, but she is the Timex of border collies – she takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!

Gus and Charissa’s owners say that G & C are like an old married couple that have nothing to say to one another anymore … they live in harmony, but totally ignore each other. Ah, wedded bliss.

A couple of my favourites from today’s session:

Miss Charissa, looking fabulous at, I think, 13 years old

Mr. Go Go Gadget Gus, who is maybe 9 or 10 years old but never.stops.running.

I will put more photos of this lovely old couple up on my flickr account later this week.

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Mr. Woo wants you to know that sand tastes shitty.

Piper wants you to know that when Woo does this, it futhermuckin’ hurts, and that’s why she makes Mad Teeth ™:

Tweed wants you to admire his super powerful physique

And this is a cute puppy … because everyone likes a cute puppy!

Ha ha. Funny tongue.