Dear doGfather, Who Art In Heaven
“Please make the puppies go bye bye.”Well Wootie Bear, your prayers have been answered. This weekend, Mona and her pups are going to their new foster home for the remaining three weeks of puppyhood. Their new foster home is big, and has a yard, and three kids to play with and socialize the pups. It’s [...]
Oh You’ve Got Blue Eyes …
Oh you’ve got grey eyes …Actually, ALL the pups have blue eyes. And by “all” I mean all puppies everywhere. But Marsha and Mike have blue-blue, sky-blue eyes. That means when the other puppies’ eyes turn brown, Marsha and Mike’s will remain blue.Mike did not cooperate with the photo shoot as he was asleep. Which [...]
See? SEE?? I told you!!!
What do you think this could be?It could be puppies exploring my apartment. It is, in fact, puppies violating my office chair!! And who’s in that photo, humping merrily away? It’s Picasso!! Bastard. Pervert. What kind of puppies am I raising?!? Before we go any further, I want you to hold up your right hand [...]
And now for something completely different
Angry Donut Versus Mr. Woo I should have mentioned this in the video; thanks Anonymous for reminding me! The music I used is a song called Feel Good Inc. by a trip hop band called The Gorillaz. Check ‘em out!
26 Days Later
Attack Of The Zombie PuppiesPoor Piper. Piper has no love for puppies. She is terrified of them – as the only other female dog in the household, can you blame her? Mona, young single mother, has scared Piper straight. She will remain a blessed virgin until she dies. Frankly, I might too. The pups are [...]
Fat and Happy
Thanks to all of youHolly wrote: I just really enjoyed reading through your blog. You’ve captured both the look of your kids and their personalities. I’ve passed on your website to a friend with a border collie and we were exchanging quotes from your website and laughing. I think my favorite is the dog trying [...]
Puppy Speak
“I wish I were big.”“There’s a dog in here that looks *exactly* like me! Except it’s wet.”“OMG! Look at the size of those BOOBS!!”“Mmmm. Yummy Mummy.”(okay, I went too far. I apologize) The puppies are now 23 days old and they are speaking … loudly and often. And inappropriately, like at 3AM. I predict many [...]
It’s my birthday
and I’ll post photos of something other than puppies if I want to!! No seriously, it is. And I WILL post photos of something other than the puppies. The thing is, there won’t be very many of them and they won’t be very good. Cuz I haz a hangover, kthnxbai. I took the dogs to [...]
Let it alllll hang out
Oh MonaGawd. It’s practically pornographic! That’s better (hidden boobage shot)So the other day at the park, Lars got violated by a fluffy cloud with eyes.(yes, what you think is happening … is happening) Since then, Lars has taken a significant dislike to pretty fluffy clouds.But fluffy clouds like Lars, and all things that look like [...]
Walkies!!
Huh? HUH?? We have walkies!! Of course, we still have sleepies:And we have Snuggles With MommiesBut it’s Day 19 and the puppies are definitely walking!! Photos don’t do it justice. Thus I offer video! Okay, this video won’t work. I removed it and I will try again in the next post. Mona says “Ruh roh!” [...]
Woo Thousand Eight
and other Woo stuff for sale at the Woo Store This is shameless self-promotion. Fortunately, so is the whole blog so I don’t feel naughty at all! Remember that the proceeds from items sold through the TDBCR Store – which includes the Woo Store – go to rescue, so if you buy something, you stroke [...]
Jonathon Livingston Seagull
This is a puppy-free post. You know why? Because I’m afraid of them. They are morphing in triple time now and becoming little tiny dogs. Last night I noticed that they had oozed themselves out of the open xpen and were all sprawled out asleep on the living room floor. “Oh that’s too sweet,” I [...]
Huge Boobs!!!
Mona’s got ‘em. Baywatch Mona!We’ve been taking Mona out and about to the park and beach this last week or so, now that her puppies no longer need to nurse every 22 seconds and can take an hour or two off to sleep and shit. Mona thinks this is just super. Sand is fun! Water [...]
Eep.
Now I’m a little worried. Statistically, in genetics, a merle-to-merle breeding will produce a 1:4 ratio of homozygous merle pups. Such pups are generally all white, or white with minimal colour, and often they are blind, or deaf, or both, or partially both. Sometimes they are born with no eyes at all. Breeding a merle [...]
I Spy, With My Little Eye …
I apologize in advance, dear readers, for I have failed you. My flash died on me this evening and I am out of batteries, which means I didn’t get any real good photos. The light in here is not sufficient on its own to get great shots. But if you look closely, you’ll see that [...]
Houston, we have lift off!! (no photos)
We have our first open eye!! Little Jan was peering in my general direction with her left eyeball when I arrived home from work. I woke up all the other puppies to check for eyeballs, but only Jan appears to have one. Now the real fun begins!
Are They Gone Yet?
No? Damn. Why God, why are there still puppies?An offering to the Gods to make puppies go bye bye?Sorry Pipesy Doodle, the puppies are still with us. And they are 9 or 10 days old. I’m not really sure if they were born Saturday night or Sunday morning, so it can be either one. They [...]
Poor, Poor Red Dog
The patient convalesces. My poor baby!! He’s super out of it. For starters, Big RD never does anything in half measures. The tooth he broke off fence fighting with houseguest Mona was the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. The piece I found on the floor was the only piece which was intact. The [...]
Uncle Tweed watches the kiddos
Mona has discovered raw meaty bones, and likes them a lot, whether there is meat on them or not. Even week-old picked clean bones appeal to Mommy Mona and she was elated to learn they are laying all over the house, in the event someone feels like a chew. Mona has decided that Uncle Tweed [...]
Happy Birthday to the Brady Bunch
Today the puppies are one week old. “Yay, happy-freakin’-birthday. Go home now.”Piper has no love for Mona and her puppies. Mona the Mama has gotten a lot happier though. She is a little more relaxed about her babes and a little happier in general.We still aren’t sure what Mona is. The Catahoula people say she [...]
Mr. Woo, Lion Hunter
Grrrrr. It’s no “Fifa” but Woo says it’ll do. This is going to be a short one, because I need a night off! Pups are fed, dogs are walked, and I’m going to kick back on the sofa and relax. But before I go … puppies, day 5! Look! It’s a puppy in a hat!Oooooh, [...]
