Excuse me, I think your cat is upside down.
“Excuse me, I think your cat is upside down.” “I hate to be a pest, but the floor is really far away. I wish you’d do something about that.”“Oh hi – I’m right here. No need to take photos of boring old Skip!”Speaking of Skipper … is it just me, or does he look like [...]
How Much Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The PAIN
I like tattoos. I like dogs. I don’t care for dog tattoos. This was my compromise.All 4 of my hounds are now memorialized on my person. Here’s an interesting fact – when you get a tattoo on your forearm, it makes your hand sweat. Weird, huh? I felt like my hand thought it was in [...]
Skipper See, Skipper Do
On the weekend, I picked up my latest foster dog, Skipper Skipper is 13 years old. He is stone deaf. He’s just a wee slip of a thing, tipping the scales at a whopping 25 lbs. At first, the entire household took one look at him and wrote him off as a totally boring old [...]
See ya on the flip side baby
On the border collie boards, someone came up with the brilliant idea of seeing what our dogs look like when reversed. No, not ass shots … like, take half the dog, flip it around and glue it back on. That’s not a very nice thing to do to real live dogs, so we do it [...]
Sharing, Caring, Etc.
Sharing. Not Sharing.Kind of sharing.Definitely not sharing!Totally open to sharing:So. Not. Sharing!I guess Lars borrowed Piper’s Mad Teeth ™. He gave them back just in time for Piper to flash ‘em at Woo though.I am so happy to have my camera back!!! How else could I get a photo of The World’s Flattest Dog?A Headless [...]
This much happy
That’s right baby. We are back in business!! My camera arrived today, and appears to be working perfectly. At long last! I mean, a crappy point and shoot does not do this face justice!Tweed’s typical expression at having That Thing pointing in his face again:I didn’t have much time to play with it this evening, [...]
The Adventures of Mr. Tube Steak
Here’s a tube steak in an elevator!Poor Red Dog. It’s his new nickname. He is shaped like a tube. It’s not his fault – before the steroids, he had a waist and everything. And it’s not that the steroids have made him fat; on the contrary, he is leaner now than he was before his [...]
Stinky and The Flamboyance ™
It’s totally not trueI’m not stinky. The only thing stinky in my life is that I STILL DON’T HAVE MY CAMERA!! Moreover, the promised Supervisory telephone call never happened. That really stinks. I hate Canon. We just keep waiting and waiting.So in the meantime, I torture you with goofy videos. Today, The Beastie Boys (and [...]
Angry Consumers Unite!!
I love you all. I am editing this to add – you know I can’t take your money right? You all keep sending emails and notes offering me cash and I so SO appreciate it from all of you. It makes me almost heartbreakingly happy to know you guys like the blog THAT much. But [...]
And the saga continues
So this morning Canon calls me to oh-so-generously fix my battery cover for free, but they are still charging me for the camera repair. Okay. Fine. So go. I fax them a credit card authorization (thanks Mom!) and request a call back with an estimated date of return. After a couple hours some Canon dude [...]
WARNING – this is pure rant, no photos
So today I got a phone call from Canon, the Keepers of My Camera. Keep in mind they have now had my camera for 9 days. They are getting dumber at Canon, because this is how the conversation went: Canon: Hello, we have diagnosed your camera. It requires major repair. Me: Oh dear. What’s the [...]
So, You Want To Pee In My House …
Well then. Try it now.Ha Ha! Boy’s wearing underpants … GIRL underpants!! Mr. Balls thinks he should lift his leg in my house, specifically, on my furniture. We’ve had several discussions about this activity, and it all ends in the same way … he lifts his leg, I put him in his crate and tell [...]
Incognito (shhhh)
You all know Harriet She belongs to my friend Jackie. She’s as cute as button, remember? Jackie is in Peru doing something very worthwhile with The Canadian Animal Assistance Team. Peru just suffered a massive earthquake, as you may have heard, and Jackie is there right now lending a helping hand. So Harriet (and her [...]
