Lying here asleep on a sunbeam
*sigh* I’m jealous of the cat.The Wootie-Dam is not workingIt’s black and white, it’s crouching … and yet, it’s not a border collie!This tennis ball is brokenAnd really, what’s a trip to the beach without Mad Teeth ™?
Japan –oops, I mean, Canada
That’s who was responsible for last night’s pyrotechnics display. Yes Piper, we feel the same way about those nasty fireworks.Although, if there must be fireworks, at least let them be good fireworks, right? I must say that Japan put on a pretty good show. ETA: Alert! I screwed up! Except it wasn’t Japan, which goes [...]
Does your tongue do this?
No? How about this?No? Really? Okay, what about this?Huh. I guess it’s just us. Do you remember Josh from way back in April?Well baby, look at him now:“Oooh, yeah, right there….right there … yeah”Give it to me baby. INVISIBLE JUMP ROPE!This must be why they call them “boxers”“I said LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!”Sawyer stole [...]
Fireworks are Hell
Celebration of Light? More like How To Ruin My NightEvery year in Vancouver there are four hellish days worth of big-boom-bang-bright lights, accompanied by the entire population of Surrey squeezed into my genteel neighborhood. They suuuuuuck. Maybe they are internationally acclaimed. Maybe they are excellent PR for the city of Vancouver. Maybe they are HELL [...]
Oh Hai
Is it, can it be, kitten time now pleez? “Oh Food Lady, what have you done now?” asks Toilet KittyI gots me some kittens, I does!! Look at these cuties!! Cats after TK’s heart, they adopted the bathroom straight away.I am thinking of naming them Round Eye and Grumpy. Guess which one is which?Round Eye [...]
Chasing Tail
You filthy pigs. I’m not talking about that kind of tail! I’m talking about his kind of tail: The FlamboyanceThere aren’t a lot of dogs in this world whom have body parts with their own nicknames, but Woo’s tail is something else altogether. Woo is a small dog but his tail is larger than life. [...]
On A Clear Day You Can See Forever
This is what they mean by “Sea To Sky.” Vancouver is simply stunning.At low tide, Centennial Beach in Tsawwassen is nothing but tidal flats … miles and miles of sand comparable to the stuff on Molokai Beach in Hawaii, interspersed with tide pools of varying width and depth. And all of it dog friendly – [...]
Ever Get The Feeling You’re Being Watched?
We took a walk in the woods this afternoon instead of frolicking in the sea. I needed a change of pace. It’s amazing how few people we saw, considering the lovely weather, though it made for a pleasant and peaceful walk. But we did see this little fella, whom I fell in love with, and [...]
A whole shwack of Mad Teeth ™
I used to date this French Canadian guy and whenever he wanted to describe a large quantity of something, he used the word “shwack.” Like maybe there were a whole shwack of guys who wanted to kick his ass, or perhaps a big shwack of his money went to weed every paycheque. I don’t know [...]
The Motion In The Ocean
or … how to drown your dogs in 6 easy steps. I actually laughed out loud, long and hard, when preparing this blog. A strong wind kicked up late this afternoon and turned our mild mannered ocean into a tsunami. But what’s a little tsunami between friends? The resultant photos were absolutely magnificent, if not [...]
Time to play a game!
Lars or Tweed?No cheating and looking at the source code!! Ready to play?? Picture 1: Lars or Tweed?Picture 2: Lars or Tweed?Picture 3: Lars or Tweed?Bonus Round! Which is Lars and which is Tweed?This is neither Lars nor Tweed. This is Blaze. Like I could go to a park and run across a five month [...]
Hire Me!
Seriously. I need about 1000 of you to hire me to take photos of your dogs RIGHT NOW so I can buy some property. I’m a broke ass punk. And I have fallen in love, and that love’s name is Keeper. “PLEASE!! I want to live with Three Woofs and a Woo!!” Keeper is a [...]
You can lead a pug to water …
…but you can’t make him like it Apparently, this is also true for greyhounds“Gah! I’m outta here!”I think I’ve said this before, but my favourite things about greyhounds has got to be their polish and graceAs Parker demonstrates, greyhounds are purely poetry in motionTheir dignity just really shines through in anything they doAwww, poor Parker, [...]
Happy Canada Day!
Summer decided to give us some of itself as a Canada Day gift, apparently, since the sun was out and blazing yesterday. We started the day off by participating in the North Shore Canada Day Parade with the non-profit group that I work for, Pets And Friends, a group that facilitates pet and human visitation [...]
