Yo biatch, step off!
…and begs me to notice just how damn cute
She’s not the only one begging for attention. Clearly, my dogs are starved for it. OR it could have been the cookies in my hand. You may not know this, but Tweed won Best Pathetic Dog Face in the Oscars this year:
The happy face of a dog sated with cookies. Or rice crackers. Whatever, they were handy.
The Woo is extremely concerned about rumours of a national cookie shortage
Concern makes his ears get bigger.
And if you are a Red Dog, you are supremely confident that your good looks alone will have the general public handing out cookies like raindrops on kittens or however that goes: