Let’s review, shall we?
Looking back at 2007. Tweed This is the first photo I ever saw of Tweed. He is 2 weeks old here: And now he’s just (T)weird.Tweed is still annoying. But he did qualify for the AAC Nationals for the third year in a row. He wore some stuff:He found a mentor:He partied.Not a bad year [...]
Okay, Okay. Quit yer bitchin’
Mona’s begging you.Actually, I think she may be begging Calgon to take her away. When you’ve got kids the size of MONSTERS who think you’re a milk bar, you get a little desperate and sweaty.I know, right? WTF? Where did the puppies go? Cookie Uncle and I went to visit puppies today and all we [...]
No Woo For You
No reason, really. He just didn’t feel like sitting still for photos today. Our resident philosopher however, the enigmatic RD, posed gracefully for a deep-thinking, contemplative sort of shot:Piper wouldn’t sit still for any shot. And to add insult to injury, that’s Tweed’s precious Orbee ball in her greedy little jaws. You can’t see him [...]
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas And Woofs, far and near Were bored out of their skulls Cuz The Food Lady was drinking beer. Happy Holidays to all our fans, from Three Woofs and A Woo, and The Food Lady too.Wishing you happiness, prosperity and many photo opportunities. Love, The Food Lady
This Is What It Looks Like
Blech. Mud. First we did some of this:And then the dogs looked like this:So I said “now we go to the beach!” and Tweed looked like this:And then we got to the beach, and Piper looked like this:Ryan joined us:And that made Woo look like this:Kiteboarders look like this:
What’s on YOUR picnic table??
Missing from the photo are Red Dog, who can’t get up on that table, and Boomer, who would NOT get up on that table. What? Who is Boomer you ask? BoomerBoomer is TDBCR’s latest acquisition. He’s about 7 months old and although was advertised as a BC X Lab, looks like a smooth coat Aussie [...]
TSFCNTSDM – Episode 2
Location: The Kitchen Today’s guest judge: One Angry DonutThe fabulous prizes: Still nothing. Oh wait, one cookie (I’m running low). …which Donut ateRed Dog has struck a most telling pose. In layman’s terms, it could be interpreted simply as: Food Lady, you suck.Moving along … Mr. Woo says “I’m thinking seriously, for the first time [...]
I haz puppy party
*gleeful hand clapping* It was puppy visit day!! I was so excited. The puppies are E-NOR-MOUS. Huge. They are now 6 weeks old and fat and sassy and have way more teeth than any puppies on this earth should be allowed to have. If you poured water on my toes, they would behave like little [...]
Red Doggles
“Oh no! Your Doggles ™ are slipping off Red Dog!”No worries! Tweed is rushing to the rescue!or at least he was, until the ChickenShit was foiled by The Scary BridgeSame damn bridge; we cross it at least four times a month, and have for years. And Tweed is still scared of it. There aren’t too [...]
Freaking Out The Food Lady
We had a wee scare yesterday / today. As I oh-so-slowly recover from puppies / the flu, it occurs to me that my powers of perception have dimmed somewhat over the last few weeks. Yes, I am a superhero, and puppies are my Kryptonite. A few days ago I recall noting through a Nyquil haze [...]
The Search For Canada’s Next Dog Supermodel
The Contestants Name: Mr. WooAge: 2 yearsHometown: Quesnel BC Name: PiperAge: 5 yearsHometown: Vancouver BCName: TweedAge: 7.5 yearsHometown: George, WashingtonName: Red DogAge: almost 11 yearsHometown: Coeur d’Alene, IdahoThe fabulous prizes: Nothing. Today’s Theme Challenge …. Retro Mr. Woo’s eyes are stunning, but he appears swallowed in the super garish coat. And it is not draped [...]
So long, Farewell
auf Wiederschauen, Good bye!Today Mona and her Bunch went to their new foster home, on their 5 week birthday. I will miss my little chubbywubbies, but they are reportedly doing well in their new home. Uncle Finn, a TDBCR alumnus, is apparently overjoyed to have 7 new friends to play with. The family kids are [...]
Dear doGfather, Who Art In Heaven
“Please make the puppies go bye bye.”Well Wootie Bear, your prayers have been answered. This weekend, Mona and her pups are going to their new foster home for the remaining three weeks of puppyhood. Their new foster home is big, and has a yard, and three kids to play with and socialize the pups. It’s [...]
Oh You’ve Got Blue Eyes …
Oh you’ve got grey eyes …Actually, ALL the pups have blue eyes. And by “all” I mean all puppies everywhere. But Marsha and Mike have blue-blue, sky-blue eyes. That means when the other puppies’ eyes turn brown, Marsha and Mike’s will remain blue.Mike did not cooperate with the photo shoot as he was asleep. Which [...]
See? SEE?? I told you!!!
What do you think this could be?It could be puppies exploring my apartment. It is, in fact, puppies violating my office chair!! And who’s in that photo, humping merrily away? It’s Picasso!! Bastard. Pervert. What kind of puppies am I raising?!? Before we go any further, I want you to hold up your right hand [...]
And now for something completely different
Angry Donut Versus Mr. Woo I should have mentioned this in the video; thanks Anonymous for reminding me! The music I used is a song called Feel Good Inc. by a trip hop band called The Gorillaz. Check ‘em out!
26 Days Later
Attack Of The Zombie PuppiesPoor Piper. Piper has no love for puppies. She is terrified of them – as the only other female dog in the household, can you blame her? Mona, young single mother, has scared Piper straight. She will remain a blessed virgin until she dies. Frankly, I might too. The pups are [...]
Fat and Happy
Thanks to all of youHolly wrote: I just really enjoyed reading through your blog. You’ve captured both the look of your kids and their personalities. I’ve passed on your website to a friend with a border collie and we were exchanging quotes from your website and laughing. I think my favorite is the dog trying [...]
Puppy Speak
“I wish I were big.”“There’s a dog in here that looks *exactly* like me! Except it’s wet.”“OMG! Look at the size of those BOOBS!!”“Mmmm. Yummy Mummy.”(okay, I went too far. I apologize) The puppies are now 23 days old and they are speaking … loudly and often. And inappropriately, like at 3AM. I predict many [...]
It’s my birthday
and I’ll post photos of something other than puppies if I want to!! No seriously, it is. And I WILL post photos of something other than the puppies. The thing is, there won’t be very many of them and they won’t be very good. Cuz I haz a hangover, kthnxbai. I took the dogs to [...]
Let it alllll hang out
Oh MonaGawd. It’s practically pornographic! That’s better (hidden boobage shot)So the other day at the park, Lars got violated by a fluffy cloud with eyes.(yes, what you think is happening … is happening) Since then, Lars has taken a significant dislike to pretty fluffy clouds.But fluffy clouds like Lars, and all things that look like [...]
Walkies!!
Huh? HUH?? We have walkies!! Of course, we still have sleepies:And we have Snuggles With MommiesBut it’s Day 19 and the puppies are definitely walking!! Photos don’t do it justice. Thus I offer video! Okay, this video won’t work. I removed it and I will try again in the next post. Mona says “Ruh roh!” [...]
Woo Thousand Eight
and other Woo stuff for sale at the Woo Store This is shameless self-promotion. Fortunately, so is the whole blog so I don’t feel naughty at all! Remember that the proceeds from items sold through the TDBCR Store – which includes the Woo Store – go to rescue, so if you buy something, you stroke [...]
Jonathon Livingston Seagull
This is a puppy-free post. You know why? Because I’m afraid of them. They are morphing in triple time now and becoming little tiny dogs. Last night I noticed that they had oozed themselves out of the open xpen and were all sprawled out asleep on the living room floor. “Oh that’s too sweet,” I [...]
